Every decade of my life has included a Swiss Army knife in my pocket. My personal Swiss Army Knife progression has been as follows:
1 - Swiss Army Tinker Pocket Knife
2 - Swiss Army Super Tinker Pocket Knife
3 - Swiss Army Deluxe Tinker
4 - Victorinox Swiss Army Champion
There are, however, a few drawbacks to this option. First, this knife is made by Wenger. And though they are an official and reputable maker of Swiss Army knives, you'll see from the list above that I am a Victorinox man through and through. Second, this baby will set you back $999 USD. Finally, this knife weighs in at nearly 3 pounds! There is no way.
I may even down-grade to the Swiss Army Craftsman Pocket Knife because honestly, I have yet to use the hook disgorger/fish scaler on the Swiss Champ.